23.7.07

It's SOOOO HOT!

It's Soooo Hot Here!
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. and of course Sour Cream, diced onions and a few serving spoons of Chile
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.

I got this as a forward from a friend and it's so true!

6 comments:

mattnbeth said...

this is great! and so true. atleast its not humid in az. that makes all the difference!

Will & Camie Shill said...

yeah ash we will come up with something local, and fun to do! i'm poor too!

Rachel and Gavin said...

You blog is so awesome, how do you do all of this stuff? You're just a cute girl.

Rachel and Gavin said...

You blog is so awesome, how do you do all of this stuff? You're just a cute girl.

Leslie said...

That is so stinkin true!! Too funny! Ethan is getting so big! such a cutie!

the waites said...

Ok so Im comming to Az in a couple weeks and my husband has never been in the summer... hes in for a real treat!!